20 Maret 2009

Jadul Ujian Komprehensip Perioda Dua



Salah satu perbedaan tahun 1980-an dengan masa kini ialah pemanfaatan teknologi untuk menduplikasi dokumen. Pada saat tersebut, sebuah instansi pendidikan lebih banyak menggunakan mesin stensil dibandingkan mesin fotokopi. Secara prinsip, cara kerja sebuah mesin stensil mirip dengan perangkat sablon.

Ketika itu, sekretaris jurusan Fisika ialah bapak Lilik Hendrajaya, yang pernah juga kemudian menjadi rektor ITB. Sayang sekali, beberapa nama dosen penguji telah mendahului kita semua, seperti Sri Jatno W, M. Hamron, Hans J. Wospakrik, R. Soegeng, serta juga rekan Victor M. Ratag.


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This is the Way!

16 Maret 2009

Partai no 140/ caleg no 22: YES!



Sodara-sodara sebangsa dan setanah aer! Kol. Sanders adalah pilihan yang paling tepat! Hm... sedaaaaap! Jangan lupa, partai no 140, caleg no 22!


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This is HOW Me Do IT! Grrr... this blog memo is mainly written for OWN PURPOSES. This post is based on "Google Here, There, and Everywhere". Whether this is PLAGIARY or RESEARCH, there has never been a claim that this is an original work, nor is it necessarily the best solution, and not for Scopus consumption :). Please provide feedback, especially if you have alternative explanations. Hopefully, this note will be helpful in the future when you have forgotten how to solve this trivia problem.


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12 Maret 2009

SU (Super User): Tradisi Illini

Pada tahun 1988 yang lalu, saya mendapat kesempatan berkunjung ke Computing Services Office (CSO) University of Illinois at Urbana Champaign (UIUC), yang kini dikenal dengan CITES (Campus Information Technologies and Educational Services). Ketika saat itulah, saya mulai berkenalan dengan ARPAnet (kini Internet), TCP/IP, Campus Network, Socket Programming, dan sebagainya.

Salah satu tradisi yang menarik ialah password superuser (root) yang tidak disebarkan ke banyak pihak. Sebagai gantinya, setiap superuser memiliki account (UID=0) dengan password yang terpisah. Umpamanya, "sujohn", "susmith", "surms", dst. Cara ini kemudian diadaptasi oleh Pusat Ilmu Komputer Universitas Indonesia (PUSILKOM UI) , Pusat Antar Universitas (PAU) Ilmu Komputer, serta Fakultas Ilmu Komputer (Fasilkom) pada tahun 1990-an. Tradisi ini kemudian menyebar di Indonesia, dibawa oleh pihak-pihak yang pernah bekerja dan/atau kuliah di Fasilkom UI.

Cara ini mulai ditinggalkan pada awal abad 21 ini serta digantikan dengan utilitas "SUDO". Dengan demikian, tidak diperlukan lagi berbagai account dengan UID=0 tersebut. Walau pun, terkadang saya masih menemukan sisa-sisa jejak dari penyebaran tradisi ini. 


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This is HOW Me Do IT! Grrr... this blog memo is mainly written for OWN PURPOSES. This post is based on "Google Here, There, and Everywhere". Whether this is PLAGIARY or RESEARCH, there has never been a claim that this is an original work, nor is it necessarily the best solution, and not for Scopus consumption :). Please provide feedback, especially if you have alternative explanations. Hopefully, this note will be helpful in the future when you have forgotten how to solve this trivia problem.


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06 Maret 2009

Nasi Uduk Pak Khotib



Ruteku setiap pagi hari kerja (2007-2009) ialah Pamulang - Blok-M (SMA 6) - Depok (UI). Dari Pamulang sepagi mungkin agar tidak terjebak kemacetan jalan raya Cirendeu. Tiba di blok M sebelum/ sekitar jam 6.00 pagi, lalu menelusuri balik via Iskandarsyah, Prapanca, Kemang, Republika, Tahi Simatupang, LA, Depok.


Sepanjang jalan Kemang terdapat berbagai jajanan seperti fast-food, bubur, nasi uduk, dst. Salah satu penyedia nasi uduk ialah pak Khotib Syambas yang berjualan di depan Chic Mart Kemang semejak 1991. Setiap pagi, pak Khotib sibuk melayani para pembeli yang terdiri dari berbagai lapisan masyarakat.


Update (2016)



Saat lewat Kemang (2016), menyempatkan diri mampir di tempat pak Khatib. Rupanya sekarang pak Khatib aktif di Grab Car, sehingga Nasi Uduk dikelola oleh ibu Khatib.


Nasi Uduk Ibu Alus

Sekarang sudah tidak lewat Kemang lagi. Sebagai gantinya, sekarang langganan Nasi Uduk Ibu Alus di Lenteng Agung.






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16 Februari 2009

Masih Bingung Memilih Partai

K... KPU, K... KPU
Minta fatwa barang se-partai
Kalau dapat... kalau dapat...
Janganlah partai jualan 'bullshit'

Partai yang mana engkau akan pilih?
Partai yang mana engkau akan pilih?

Itulah dia, 'ku bingung 'milih...
Mana yang tidak jualan 'bullshit' ?!
'Bullshit'... 'bullshit'... siapa beli?
'Bullshit'... 'bullshit'... siapa beli?

Syarat dan ketentuan berlaku: mohon maap kepada Saridjah Niung Bintang Soedibio -- Ibu Soed (1908-1993), pengarang lagu permainan ''Kakak Mia'': Kakak Mia, kakak Mia minta anak barang seorang. Kalau dapat, kalau dapat, suruh ia jualan sirih. Anak yang mana akan kau pilih? Anak yang mana akan kau pilih? Ini dia yang aku pilih. Akan kusuruh jualan sirih! Sirih-sirih siapa beli? Sirih-sirih siapa beli?

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This is HOW Me Do IT! Grrr... this blog memo is mainly written for OWN PURPOSES. This post is based on "Google Here, There, and Everywhere". Whether this is PLAGIARY or RESEARCH, there has never been a claim that this is an original work, nor is it necessarily the best solution, and not for Scopus consumption :). Please provide feedback, especially if you have alternative explanations. Hopefully, this note will be helpful in the future when you have forgotten how to solve this trivia problem.


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12 Februari 2009

Internship in Information Systems undergraduate programme

I am tasked to evaluate the internship programme of our department. Therefore, last January I sent a query to two mailing list in regard of "Internship in Information Systems undergraduate programme". I have received 19 replies from three regions i.e. Americas (8), Euro/Africa (3), and Asia/Australia (8). This following is the compiled result:

Question 1: "Is it optional or mandatory?"
* Mandatory: 13
* Optional: 6

Question 2: "How long is the internship?"
* One year: 2
* 12-24 weeks
* 320 hours: 5
* 200 hours
* 3-6 credit units
* 3 credit units: 5
* 2 credit units
* 135 hours equivalent to a 3 credit course (9 hours x 15 weeks)
* 5 - 20 hours/week, depending on the number of units they want to earn.
* 4 weeks (20 days) of full-time work

Question 3: Are the duties "fixed/pre-arranged" or "open-ended"?
* fixed/pre-arranged: 7
* open-ended: 6
* must be approved by the faculty supervisor, but at the discretion of the company to choose the project within the corporation
* duties are by contract between employer, student and faculty. We have an onsite internship coordinator who helps arrange the internship and liaison with the employer. Students are also required to take internship workshops given by the coordinator the semester prior to the internship. These workshops include: interview skills, resume writing, professional expectations (arrive on time, dress right etc.)
* pre-arranged with selected employers. We allocate student to company. All students are given the same remuneration by each employer. We split students across: selected consulting/advisory companies; software and hardware vendors; large corporate companies (banking and financial services in particular).
* some of them do real work like building simple IT systems or helping out with process modeling. Some of them do helpdesk support.

Question 4: How/who is going to grade the result: "the faculty committee" or "the employer"?
* both: 5
* the employer: 2
* the faculty member in charge of the internship.
* there is no committee, however the employer makes an assessment of the student's work
* faculty grades academic result; employer may also provide performance feedback as they would for regular employees
* faculty in charge in consultation with employer supervisor.
* 35% by the employer, rest by faculty supervisor
* a single faculty member
* the student grade is based upon employee evaluation and faculty response to the paper. The faculty member gives the grade. Recent university policy requires all internships to be Pass/Fail.
* employer writes a report and provides perception of student performance against a range of criteria, faculty assigns formal grades based not just on the employer report, but also the student’s self evaluation report, and presentation.
* the University grades the result with input from the employer

Question 5: Do the intern have to write a report?
* Yes: 12
* No: 2
* This is a writing emphasis course - 3 credits. They do daily journals, a written report 1500 words and a presentation to the corporate sector when they come back to school. We invite in all supervisors and have a corporate presentation evening with a reception.
* Yes - the report as two parts. Part A is a relection/report on their activities/duties. Part B is a research oriented report about something in the IT field that has come up because of the internship. The report is about 10 pages.
* Yes, this is a big part of assessment, and it is important for the student to reflect on various components of the coursework and how those were applied in practice (or not).

Question 6: Do the intern have to "defend" their products/results before a committee?
* Yes (in a seminar): 8
* Yes, the presentation is an important component of the grade, and wonderful opportunity for the students to learn what others did / compare experiences etc.
* No: 6
* No. They work with a single faculty member.
* No, it takes too much time and effort.
* No committee. (The Faculty member) visit each company and student in the summer and learn from the company and supervisor exactly what they are doing, what they need to improve on and what they excel in. Then during the fall semester in the capstone course we work on those items that are specific to them in addition to the requirements of the capstone course.
* They have to give a presentation mid way – this is not a viva.

PS:
* The instructor assigned to the student intern provides the final grade. Sometimes the student make a presentation that other professors come to, but they do not grade the presentation.
* INTERN'S REPORT IS SUFFICIENT. FACULTY MEMBERS VISIT THE INTERNS AT THEIR PLACE OF WORK AND INTERVIEW THE INTERNS' SUPERVISORS.
* There is no committee. Students must seek out a faculty member willing to sponsor the internship. It is more like an independent study.
* There is also an up-to-2-year program where 3 students build software for companies. They literally go all the way from requirements gathering and interviews, etc. to implementation of the system. Generally, the students who have done this have gotten the best job offers, because they can talk intelligently about what it means to be involved in a project.
* No deliverable is required - they only need to share their experience at the end. Attendance and professional conduct is essential and this may be the main requirement.


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This is HOW Me Do IT! Grrr... this blog memo is mainly written for OWN PURPOSES. This post is based on "Google Here, There, and Everywhere". Whether this is PLAGIARY or RESEARCH, there has never been a claim that this is an original work, nor is it necessarily the best solution, and not for Scopus consumption :). Please provide feedback, especially if you have alternative explanations. Hopefully, this note will be helpful in the future when you have forgotten how to solve this trivia problem.


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11 Februari 2009

Aturan Pajak/ NPWP bagi yang berada di luar negeri

Berikut ini sekedar informasi perpajakan bagi yang berada di luar negeri. 

Kabar Baik: Berdasarkan aturan baru, kini tidak usah lagi melaporkan penghasilan di luar negeri, jika berada di luar lebih dari 6 bulan. Dengan demikian, tidak perlu capek-capek mengurus perpajakan termasuk NPWP.

Kabar Buruk: Aturan ini baru berlaku mulai 2009, sehingga tidak jelas pengaturan untuk tahun-tahun sebelumnya. Belum lagi, berbagai transaksi di dalam negeri mensyaratkan kepemilikan NPWP. 

Jadi, jika tidak mau jual apa-apa (mobil/rumah) di Indonesia, tidak perlu buru-buru membuat NPWP. Nanti saja, kalau sudah pulang ke Indonesia.

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This is HOW Me Do IT! Grrr... this blog memo is mainly written for OWN PURPOSES. This post is based on "Google Here, There, and Everywhere". Whether this is PLAGIARY or RESEARCH, there has never been a claim that this is an original work, nor is it necessarily the best solution, and not for Scopus consumption :). Please provide feedback, especially if you have alternative explanations. Hopefully, this note will be helpful in the future when you have forgotten how to solve this trivia problem.


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05 Februari 2009

1978: Promosi Hotel Sahid (Jadul Banget)




Ini merupakan arsip "IKLAN/SPAM" kertas yang saya terima pada tahun 1978 yang lalu... Ya, jadul banget! Bagi yang lupa, atau yang tidak pernah mengalami masa tersebut, tahun 1978 merupakan salah satu tahun saat bapak pembangunan Soeharto kembali diangkat menjadi presiden untuk kesekian kalinya. Seputar sidang umum MPR awal tahun tersebut, ABRI masuk ke kampus, seiring dengan berhentinya kegiatan ajar-mengajar di perguruan tinggi dan sekolah lainnya. Setelah ''normal'' kembali pada pertengahan tahun, pemerentah ORBA (Orde Baru) memutuskan untuk memperpanjang sekolah, yang semula dimulai awal tahun, menjadi pertengahan tahun. Dengan kata lain, extra 6 bulan tambahan dengan gerakan ''Normalisasi Kehidupan Kampus'' (NKK) dari Daoed Joesoef.

Tersirat, bahwa pada awal 1979 akan dilangsungkan Konferensi Komputer Nasional (KKN), yang secara tahunan diselenggarakan oleh IPKIN (Ikatan Profesi Komputer dan Informatika Indonesia). IPKIN --- merupakan organisasi "bergengsi" pada zamannya ---berdiri pada tahun 1974 yang beranggotakan para profesional dalam bidang Komputer dan Informatika.

Sehubungan KKN tersebut, Hotel Sahid menawarkan penginapan dengan tarif USD 30, atau kurang dari 50% tarif mereka dewasa ini. Ternyata, fasilitas standar saat itu ialah: ''Central AC'', ''Lemari Es'', ''Tilpon'', dan ''Televisi''. Selain itu, juga tersedia fasilitas ''Travel Biro'', ''Kantor Penerbangan'', ''Apotik'', ''Minishop'', ''Restaurant'', ''Bar'', ''Newstand'', ''telex'', ''tenis court'', dan ''kolam renang''. Jelas-jelas, tidak tersedia ''HOTSPOT'', ''kabel UTP/Internet'', ''faksimili'', ''YouTube'', ''FaceBook'', serta "CNN" atau ''BBC''.

Yang paling menarik, ternyata di Hotel Sahid sedang ada ''sesuatu yang baru'', yaitu ''sistem video''. Gunanya? Agar ''dapat menikmati acara TV tambahan yang menarik disamping acara TVRI''.

LOL!

PS:
Pada catatan kaki tertulis ''Cable: Sahidotel''. Artinya kalau mengirim telegram ke hotel tersebut, cukup dengan alamat kawat ''Sahidotel''. Satu kata dibatasi 9 huruf, sehingga huruf ''H''-nya dihilangkan. Alamat kawat kira-kira setara dengan domain zaman ini.


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This is HOW Me Do IT! Grrr... this blog memo is mainly written for OWN PURPOSES. This post is based on "Google There, Google Here, Try That, Try This, Then Ask". Whether this is PLAGIARY or RESEARCH, there has never been a claim that this is an original work, nor is it necessarily the best solution, and not for Scopus consumption :). Please provide feedback, especially if you have alternative explanations. Hopefully, this note will be helpful in the future when you have forgotten how to solve this trivia problem.


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Qapla!

25 Januari 2009

Facebook Forever

In most countries in the Arab world, Facebook is now one of the 10 most-visited Web sites, and in Egypt it ranks third, after Google and Yahoo. About one in nine Egyptians has Internet access, and around 9 percent of that group are on Facebook — a total of almost 800,000 members.

ABC News reporting that backstage, President Carter appeared to snub President Clinton on his way out to the platform. Anybody notice that? Apparently, Carter is upset Clinton rejected his friend request on Facebook.

Facebook is more like a utility for (re)-connecting with others that we have known or we want to know. How about Friendster? It is perhaps the same but with a younger and funkier community.

Ref:
  1. Revolution, Facebook-Style by SAMANTHA M. SHAPIRO, NYT JAN. 25, 2009
  2. Tonight Show by Jay Leno.

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This is HOW Me Do IT! Grrr... this blog memo is mainly written for OWN PURPOSES. This post is based on "Google Here, There, and Everywhere". Whether this is PLAGIARY or RESEARCH, there has never been a claim that this is an original work, nor is it necessarily the best solution, and not for Scopus consumption :). Please provide feedback, especially if you have alternative explanations. Hopefully, this note will be helpful in the future when you have forgotten how to solve this trivia problem.


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21 Januari 2009

The Haunt of Orde Baru

Kalau bapak Presiden ada hajatan, semua stasiun TV akan secara serempak memutar (relay TVRI) sebuah acara bernama "Laporan Khusus". Itulah yang terjadi jadul (jaman dahulu) Orde Baru. Eh, saat bapak Obama dilantik menjadi presiden, semua stasiun TV secara serempak menayangkan acara tersebut! Weleh... weleh...

Catatan tambahan: bisa jadi, Obama merupakan satu-satunya presiden Amrik yang hafal Pancasila serta dididik dengan kurikulum jaman Orde Baru!


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This is HOW Me Do IT! Grrr... this blog memo is mainly written for OWN PURPOSES. This post is based on "Google Here, There, and Everywhere". Whether this is PLAGIARY or RESEARCH, there has never been a claim that this is an original work, nor is it necessarily the best solution, and not for Scopus consumption :). Please provide feedback, especially if you have alternative explanations. Hopefully, this note will be helpful in the future when you have forgotten how to solve this trivia problem.


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This is the Way!

13 Januari 2009

Academic Letter of Recommendation Samples

Please help yourself to assemble an Academic Letter of Recommendation. I am using "Mr. Mumbo Jumbo" at "M.J. University" as an example. It would be best if you replaced that with your purpose. Apology, this a la carte was shamelessly ripped off from many web sites:


To Whom It May Concern
  1. I am writing this reference at the request of Mr. Mambo Jumbo, who is applying for the Graduate Program at M.J. University.
  2. I am writing to endorse my support for the application submitted by Mr. Mambo Jumbo for an advanced degree at your institution.
  3. I am pleased to introduce Mr. Mambo Jumbo as our institution's promising and sincere student.
  4. I am pleased to recommend Mr. Mambo Jumbo for admission to the Department of Voodoo Science at M.J. University.
  5. I am pleased to write this recommendation for Mr. Mambo Jumbo to be admitted to your University.
  6. Let me introduce Mr. Mambo Jumbo, once my student at the Department of Voodoo Science, M.J. University.
  7. Recommending Mr. Mambo Jumbo, a student of mine for the past two years, is a great pleasure.
  8. This letter is an academic recommendation for Mr. Mambo Jumbo as a graduate student of your University. 
  9. ==========
  10. I had known Mr. Mambo Jumbo since one and a half years ago when he took my Advanced Mystique course.
  11. I have been Mr. Mambo Jumbo's undergraduate academic adviser at M.J. University since his admission in 1883.
  12. I have known Mr. Mambo Jumbo for the past year in my capacity as a laboratory supervisor.
  13. I have known Mr. Mambo Jumbo since he enrolled as an undergraduate student at M.J. University.
  14. I was Mr. Mambo Jumbo's academic adviser during his undergraduate years (1883-1887) at M.J. University.
  15. Mr. Mambo Jumbo has been my student for the last two years. 
  16. This letter is to certify that Mr. Mambo Jumbo worked at the M.J. University as a Junior Exorcist from 1883 to 1886. 
  17. Time has changed our relationship: Formerly, he was my student, but now he is my young colleague at M.J. Univerisity. 
  18. ==========
  19. I had taught him the subject of Applied Mystique, the backbone of Voodoo Science, for three years.
  20. I have been closely acquainted with him for the past four years of his undergraduate studies at M.J. University.
  21. I have known Mr. Mambo Jumbo for many years in my capacity as a Lecturer at M.J. University. 
  22. I have taught him in several courses in the area of Voodoo Science.
  23. I have taught him subjects like "Applied Mystique I" and "Applied Mystique II."
  24. I taught him Applied Mystique during his third and fourth years. ==========
  25. Based on his grades, attendance, and class participation, I'd rate Mr. Mambo Jumbo's academic performance in my class as superior. 
  26. During his study, he was an intelligent, highly motivated, and hard-working student. 
  27. He had also done well in his thesis writing, was well organized, and used formal language well.
  28. He has a strong will to continue his study to a higher level.
  29. He has an outstanding problem-solving capacity and the ability to reason through complexity.
  30. He has interacted very closely with me, and I am satisfied with him the level of proficiency he achieved by him in Applied Mystique.
  31. He has leadership qualities and was an active member of our student council.
  32. He has the aptitude and curiosity to succeed in graduate studies.
  33. He is a brilliant student who shows a spark in his undergraduate studies.
  34. He is a promising young student with good academic skills and innate talents.
  35. He is a promising young student with a penchant for learning. 
  36. He is a sincere and brilliant student.
  37. He is a sincere and promising student of our institution. 
  38. He is capable of working independently as well as part of a team.
  39. He is one of the most sincere, versatile, and brilliant students.
  40. He is punctual and a perfectionist in his studies and assignments, which place him above all.
  41. He is zestful and a versatile student. He takes part in many college functions.
  42. He took "Applied Mystique I" and "Applied Mystique II" from me and earned superior grades in those classes.
  43. He managed to work on his own and finished his research on time.
  44. He was doing his final year project under my guidance.
  45. He was doing very well compared to most other students in the class.
  46. He was responsible for tutoring and lecturing various subjects such as "Applied Mystique I" and "Applied Mystique II." 
  47. His careful, thought-provoking nature and ability to do hard work make him an excellent candidate for research work.
  48. His proficiency and dedicated work during lectures and practicals impressed me.
  49. I am delighted with his work, especially his capability to do his research.
  50. I found him very sincere, responsible and dedicated to his coursework.
  51. I have seen his dedicated work and inquisitive nature, which he portrayed during this project work.
  52. One of his qualities was that he used to get deeply involved in his work. 
  53. Regarding English language proficiency, he has an excellent command of reading and listening but still needs to improve his ability to speak and write. 
  54. Suppose his performance in my class is any indication of how he will succeed. In that case, he will be a positive addition to the program. 
  55. ==========
  56. From my heart, he is a worthy candidate for admission to your University.
  57. His concentration, systematic work, and excellent practical skills will help him achieve great success.
  58. He is a deserving candidate for research work. If given a chance, Mr. Mambo Jumbo will attain success in his further studies.
  59. I recommend him with great confidence.
  60. I appreciate his work during his undergraduate years, and with complete confidence, I recommend him to you.
  61. I strongly recommend admission to him, your graduate school, and any financial assistance you can offer.
  62. I strongly recommend him for Graduate Studies at your University and financial assistance in the form of a Research or Teaching assistant-ship.
  63. I am confident that he will live up to your expectation.
  64. I am confident that he will be able to undertake this study, provided he is allowed to do so.
  65. I wish him all the success in his future endeavors.
  66. If you need any additional information, you can contact me at 1-800-328-7448 or by email at mr.bragging@bullpoop.com anytime.
  67. In conclusion, I highly recommend Mr. Mambo Jumbo for this academic program.
  68. In short, I recommend the acceptance of his application.
  69. It gives me great pleasure to recommend him to you.
  70. Overall, I am delighted with his work; I am sure he would have no problem taking the graduate work. 
  71. ==========
  72. Should you have any questions about this, please do not hesitate to contact me.
  73. God Bless Achmad Albar, AKA Ucok Harahap, whereas Genesis Phil Collins. 
  74. ==========
  75. Mr. Mumbo Jumbo has excellent communication skills.
  76. His written work is clear, concise, and enjoyable to read. 
  77. He demonstrated his oral articulateness in the discussion sections that were integral to the course.





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Qapla!

07 Januari 2009

Top 5 Lies About the Assault on Gaza

URL: http://www.dissidentvoice.org/2009/01/top-5-lies-about-israel%E2%80%99s-assault-on-gaza/

  1. Only targeting legitimate military sites.
  2. Hamas violated the cease-fire.
  3. Hamas is using human shields.
  4. Arab nations have not condemned these actions.
  5. Israel is not responsible for civilian deaths.

DISCLAIMER


This is HOW Me Do IT! Grrr... this blog memo is mainly written for OWN PURPOSES. This post is based on "Google Here, There, and Everywhere". Whether this is PLAGIARY or RESEARCH, there has never been a claim that this is an original work, nor is it necessarily the best solution, and not for Scopus consumption :). Please provide feedback, especially if you have alternative explanations. Hopefully, this note will be helpful in the future when you have forgotten how to solve this trivia problem.


DISKLAIMER


INIlah yang KUlakukan! Grrr... memo blog ini terutama ditulis untuk KEPERLUAN SENDIRI. Tulisan ini berbasis "Google Sana, Google Sini, Coba Itu, Coba Ini, Lalu Tanya-tanyi". Entah ini PLAGIAT, entah ini RISET, yang jelas tidak pernah ada klaim bahwa ini merupakan karya asli, serta belum tentu pula merupakan solusi terbaik, serta bukan untuk konsumsi Scopus :). Mohon kiranya memberikan tanggapan, terutama jika memiliki solusi alternatif. Semoga catatan ini akan bermanfaat di masa mendatang, saat sudah lupa cara menyelesaikan masalah trivia ini.

This is the Way!

03 Januari 2009

Apa KABAR?

(Lecturing Notes)

Pertanyaan: Apa KABAR?

Jawaban: Kabar adalah sesuatu yang disampaikan secara lisan, tertulis, mau pun elektronis. Pada awalnya, nenek moyang kita menyampaikan kabar secara lisan. Setelah berburu dan bertani sepanjang hari, pada malamnya mereka merumpi mengelilingi api unggun sambil berbagi kabar dan singkong bakar. Tema pembicaraan selalu berputar ke kiri dan ke kanan. Mulai dari teknik berburu, teknik bercinta, kabar terakhir perkawinan bintang sandiwara, atau tentang kisah pesinden kondang yang sedang tumbuh jerawat.

Timbullah masalah, saat komunitas berkembang biak dengan pesat. Budaya lisan ini memiliki berbagai kelemahan, terutama para peserta harus hadir dan aktif pada saat yang bersamaan. Pada saat ada pihak yang berbicara, saat yang sama harus ada pihak yang mendengar. Belum lagi, interferensi jika yang berbicara lebih dari satu. Oleh sebab maka dari itu, muncullah sebuah budaya baru yaitu kabar melalui tulisan.
Kalau sebelumnya kita harus hadir merumpi untuk mendapatkan kabar mutakhir. Namun dengan kabar dalam bentuk tertulis, mulailah berbagai budaya alternatif, termasuk budaya "titip absen".

Menjelang akhir abad 20, kabar mulai berbentuk elektronis. Mulai dari email, usenet news, milis, ftp, gopher, dan www. Zaman GMAIL dimulai pada awal abad 21 ini, ditandai dengan tidak perlu lagi menghapus email karena kuota yang cukup.

Kini adalah zaman gadget. Hampir setiap pihak memiliki alat genggam dengan layar lebih dari 5 inch. Ini menambah kekayaan khasanah definisi "apa kabar": semua yang disampaikan melalui gadget tersebut adalah... KABAR!

Kesimpulan
: Lain kali jika ada yang bertanya "Apa Kabar", mohon dijawab dengan isi blog ini!






DISCLAIMER


This is HOW Me Do IT! Grrr... this blog memo is mainly written for OWN PURPOSES. This post is based on "Google There, Google Here, Try That, Try This, Then Ask". Whether this is PLAGIARY or RESEARCH, there has never been a claim that this is an original work, nor is it necessarily the best solution, and not for Scopus consumption :). Please provide feedback, especially if you have alternative explanations. Hopefully, this note will be helpful in the future when you have forgotten how to solve this trivia problem.


DISKLAIMER


INIlah yang KUlakukan! Grrr... memo blog ini terutama ditulis untuk KEPERLUAN SENDIRI. Tulisan ini berbasis "Google Sana, Google Sini, Coba Itu, Coba Ini, Lalu Tanya-tanyi". Entah ini PLAGIAT, entah ini RISET, yang jelas tidak pernah ada klaim bahwa ini merupakan karya asli, serta belum tentu pula merupakan solusi terbaik, serta bukan untuk konsumsi Scopus :). Mohon kiranya memberikan tanggapan, terutama jika memiliki solusi alternatif. Semoga catatan ini akan bermanfaat di masa mendatang, saat sudah lupa cara menyelesaikan masalah trivia ini.

Qapla!

30 Desember 2008

Facebook

To whom it may concern,

Atas desakan anak/istri/sodara; maka saya jadi ikut-ikutan ber-facebook-ria. Masalah timbul, karena saya ini sudah uzur dan banyak lupanya. Ada beberapa yang mengajak ber-friend-ria, namun saya sama sekali tidak ingat kapan pernah saling kontak dengan yang bersangkutan.

Terimakasih, anda telah cape-cape mengontak saya. Tolonglah ingatkan, siapa anda, pernah bertemu di mana: kampus, konferensi, dst!

Eh nggak nyambung ya, koq mengeluhnya di blogger? Berikut merupakan sebuah edutainment yang menarik dari HappySlip.



Selamat 2009!


DISCLAIMER


This is HOW Me Do IT! Grrr... this blog memo is mainly written for OWN PURPOSES. This post is based on "Google Here, There, and Everywhere". Whether this is PLAGIARY or RESEARCH, there has never been a claim that this is an original work, nor is it necessarily the best solution, and not for Scopus consumption :). Please provide feedback, especially if you have alternative explanations. Hopefully, this note will be helpful in the future when you have forgotten how to solve this trivia problem.


DISKLAIMER


INIlah yang KUlakukan! Grrr... memo blog ini terutama ditulis untuk KEPERLUAN SENDIRI. Tulisan ini berbasis "Google Sana, Google Sini, Coba Itu, Coba Ini, Lalu Tanya-tanyi". Entah ini PLAGIAT, entah ini RISET, yang jelas tidak pernah ada klaim bahwa ini merupakan karya asli, serta belum tentu pula merupakan solusi terbaik, serta bukan untuk konsumsi Scopus :). Mohon kiranya memberikan tanggapan, terutama jika memiliki solusi alternatif. Semoga catatan ini akan bermanfaat di masa mendatang, saat sudah lupa cara menyelesaikan masalah trivia ini.

This is the Way!